RIP Sir Bobby Robson...

Sir Bobby Robson legendary football manager lost his battle with cancer today...

We will never forget the bull-dog spirit that he instilled into his England team during the 1990 World Cup in Italy!

RIP

Don't be sad...

Are you still upset about Sarah Palin stepping down as Alaskan Governor yesterday...? Don't worry because this time next year you truly will have had enough of the former vice presidential candidate and Alaskan Gov...

With the resignation the T.V. deals, books, maybe even a clothing line (The latter was a joke) will soon be hitting the airwaves.

Will she run in 2012??? - Well she may be one of the GOP primary candidates... But unless she starts to become a little less crazy and more controlled and stops touting the “maverick” part, then no she doesn't stand a cat-in-hells chance of getting the nomination.

P.S. I hope you liked the photo of Palin...? I'm sure it would make a great caption compo, but please no jokes about the pregnant teenage daughter... Oh go on maybe one or two!

One small step...

Today marks the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing... 40 years on and it still captures the imagination of the world and the skeptics! It must have been truly amazing to watch those images beamed on to the Television screens in 1969...

In today’s standards with TV, movies and photographs being our daily intake, its kinda hard envisage what it was truly like seeing this in that day and age!!!

Obama does a Clinton...

This picture is going to hit a bum note with Michelle Obama...

Ah yes... Its sick joke time!

I don't know if it’s a cultural thing or not...? But the British always love a sick joke about a newly deceased celebrity... So without further ado!

Michael Jackson didn’t have a heart attack as first thought; he just popped into the children’s ward for a quick stroke!!!

Farrah Fawcett did it with Majors and Michael Jackson did it with minors…

When Farrah Fawcett reached heaven, God granted her one wish… She said “For the children of the world to live in peace” Later that day God killed Michael Jackson!

Too soon maybe??? Yeah I know... I’m going to Hell!

Ashes to cashes…

Here is a nice father’s day story for you… A man from Warwickshire (England) is taking revenge on the dad he says abandoned him as a child, by selling his ashes on eBay! Apparently he was a bit of a cad and up and left him and his mother at the age of 6!

What I want to know is who in the fuck would buy them…?

Jumped up little...

I fucking detest Ashton Kutcher... Many of you will say, WHOOOO... He's the cock sucking little prick who married Demi Moore, you know Bruce Willis's ex wife.

Anyway he (Kutcher or Cuntcher as I like to call him) is so far up his own arse with this whole twitter thing... Having 3 million sados follow you is not impressive ok! Well anyway now he's backing away from the whole thing, because Twitter announced Monday it was in talks to develop an unscripted series based on the site. This will basically create another fucking reality show putting "ordinary people on the trail of celebrities in a revolutionary competitive format" Oh fuck, I can't wait for that, can you?

His comments on Twitter (naturally) said on Monday: "I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a Twitter hiatus." You created this farce Kutcher, you little shit by going on Larry King and Oprah and all those other Obama loving jerks... Now deal with it!