Ah yes... Its sick joke time!

I don't know if it’s a cultural thing or not...? But the British always love a sick joke about a newly deceased celebrity... So without further ado!

Michael Jackson didn’t have a heart attack as first thought; he just popped into the children’s ward for a quick stroke!!!

Farrah Fawcett did it with Majors and Michael Jackson did it with minors…

When Farrah Fawcett reached heaven, God granted her one wish… She said “For the children of the world to live in peace” Later that day God killed Michael Jackson!

Too soon maybe??? Yeah I know... I’m going to Hell!

Ashes to cashes…

Here is a nice father’s day story for you… A man from Warwickshire (England) is taking revenge on the dad he says abandoned him as a child, by selling his ashes on eBay! Apparently he was a bit of a cad and up and left him and his mother at the age of 6!

What I want to know is who in the fuck would buy them…?

Jumped up little...

I fucking detest Ashton Kutcher... Many of you will say, WHOOOO... He's the cock sucking little prick who married Demi Moore, you know Bruce Willis's ex wife.

Anyway he (Kutcher or Cuntcher as I like to call him) is so far up his own arse with this whole twitter thing... Having 3 million sados follow you is not impressive ok! Well anyway now he's backing away from the whole thing, because Twitter announced Monday it was in talks to develop an unscripted series based on the site. This will basically create another fucking reality show putting "ordinary people on the trail of celebrities in a revolutionary competitive format" Oh fuck, I can't wait for that, can you?

His comments on Twitter (naturally) said on Monday: "I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a Twitter hiatus." You created this farce Kutcher, you little shit by going on Larry King and Oprah and all those other Obama loving jerks... Now deal with it!

Mon dieu!

Some of you may not have ever heard of Blackpool before... So let me sum it up for you in a couple of words SHIT HOLE!!!!

So as I was trawling through the tabloids this morning I found this article! The French already hate the British, why give them another reason to think we are loud, uncivilized, fat, stupid and we eat really bad food...

I truly don't give a fuck about what the French think about us... I still ask for freedom fries (instead of French fries) but I wouldn't want to inflict Blackpool on anybody, not even my worst enemy... Mmmm on second thoughts!!!

Right, ok Nancy...

So according to Nancy Pelosi (the hateful left-wing whore) she was lied to and mislead by then President George Bush and the CIA over the torture tactics called water-boarding of detainees in the war on terror...

I have one question... why the fuck did she have to know anyway???

This loon doesn't have the intellectual capacity to handle such things...

I HATE Sean Penn...

This is just a random post - To say that I have another reason to hate Sean Penn, not that I actually needed another one!

Fucking left-wing douche bag!

Face off...

Ok, I'm gonna try ever-so hard not to be a bastard here... But take a look at the before and after photo of the USA's first face transplate victim, errr I mean recipient... Don't get me wrong this is an amazing break through in science and health - But having a strangers face stuck on yours is kinda crazy to me... But surely to god they could have found a better face? I mean the face looks like a fat Freddie Murcury look-a-like (minus the mustache)!!!!

Poor white trash!

You may have read this in the The Sun newspaper this morning? If not let me introduce to you the ever so lovely (not) 24 year old Leanne Salt!

She is a single mother of three 8 month old babies, she is signing on to collect her welfare check, but is “too busy innit” to feed her children properly. Instead the 3 toddlers each McDonalds food, fish and chips and a whole host of other crap… Explaining her technique of feeding them “I chew the food first so they can eat it because they haven’t got any teeth yet.”

I actually feel sorry for the girl… Yes I know your thinking are you fucking mad Hercules, but I do! She is obviously retarded and her parents have to be retarded for bringing up a retard, and so on and so forth up and down the family tree!

I’m hopeful that these kids will be taken into care… And this crazy retarded cow is unable to reproduce again!

Harsh but fair, I think... What about you?